the next time I’m talking about getting a tattoos remind me about the itching Mothra fucker it’s always worse than I remember
I uploaded this from my phone and it autocorrected mother to Mothra, I know it sounds like bullshit, but it’s true. Think about me, think about the person you know me to be. You know I must talk about Mothra a lot. Jeff has a crush on Mothra and I tease him about it. When have you ever heard me talk about my mother? Never. Mothra? At lease five times a week.
Oh shit I just now saw I typed “getting a tattoos”. I am falling apart y’all.